She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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