It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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