So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Randomize
