So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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