Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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