May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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