Me too!
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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