You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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