this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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