got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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