You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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