I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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