I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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