I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
third nipple confirmed
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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