They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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