So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
