Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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