In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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