I can tuck mytits in my pants
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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