i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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