We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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