Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
