so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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