Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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