nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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