at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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