i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
