Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Randomize
