I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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