do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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