just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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