but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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