Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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