I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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