I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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