If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
its not stalking. its research.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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