She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
What a dumb baby whore.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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