dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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