She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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