is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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