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i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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