just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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