don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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