I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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