$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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