Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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