Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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