adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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