my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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