I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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