All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
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