I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
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