we're blogging at a bar
we have officially lost it.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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